Hari Raya Jokes time! Ever wonder how the founding of the name Capati was made? Here iz the ans-There iz thiz couple who was late for work and the wife, whose name is Mati, oso woke up late but the day before, she has promised to make a pizza for her husband for breakfast. And so she did but later found out that she have only dalcha in her fridge and no tomato sauce for the pizza and was thinking what to do when her husband shouted," Cepat, mati!" She has no choice and decided to make the pizza while thinking of a solution. She was thinking so hard that she juz put the round dough of the pizza in the oven and she took it out of the oven late and it hangus(Chao ta). "Cepat, ti!",shouted her husband. Panicked and scared, she juz served the hangused dough and the dalcha seperately. Her husband tried it and said it was delicious and joked by saying," I should have told U to be quick next time" And she replied," What should we call our new discovery?" And by that time, her husband have finnished eating and wanted to leave quickly and said,"Cepat ti!" And that was how it got its name... (More of this jokes will come). I noe not so funny. Joke #3-Capati. From your sexiest and hottest model of the year, Muhd Faris Chew